Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Avery IPA, can i marry you?

To start this new blog out, i'm getting married! her name is avery, dark skinned, got a bubbly personality, great on the lips over and over again. ALWAYS wanting you for more... my kinda lady! but oh lord, is she a mean bish the next morning after a few goes! if only beer was a real girl (backward alcoholic pinocchio?) i would be in my dream state consistantly everynight, and she'd also run me out of money considering i could go for like 1 or 2... or 53 goes every night...This next statement i thought would never EVER come out beyond these northwest tainted lips... something so detrimental to what i thought as "there will never be anything as good as northwest beer"... i was wronged, over, and over, and over again.. these words i never want to repeat... IT WAS BETTER THEN WIDMER HALO!... there i said it, happy?! i'm not!
So this beer was so great, so wonderful, so delicious, so astonishing that i would get in my car, waste $10 in gas, spend $20 for a few 12ozers just to sit back, relax and enjoy the ride. It's VERY hoppy, yet not bitter beer face (although i swear, it's got more hops then mojo risin'), it's absolutely sweet, not your usual IPA, but you couldn't classify this anywhere else! this has left me dumbfounded. If you see a single, 6er, 1/2BBL, get it, and dont ever leave your house!
Avery Brewing company
@ jungle jims